Saturday, March 27, 2010

I'm having a Sheldon moment

Destiny has presented itself.



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Thursday, March 25, 2010


Lauren, by Ralph Lauren


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Gamma Phi Beta Formal

Circa 2006


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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Grammar: Than vs. Then

Here's a pet peeve: not knowing the difference between "than" and "then" and using the words interchangeably. 

     As a conjunction: "used in comparisons, to introduce the basis of comparison" (Wiktionary).
                I am a lot shorter than my sister Jodie, who is four years older than me.
     As a preposition: "introduces a comparison, and is associated with comparatives, with with words such as "more," "less," and "fewer."  Typically, it seeks to measure the force of an adjective or similar description between two predicates" (Wiktionary).
              There are fewer dinosaurs today than in prehistoric times; in fact, they are extinct species.

      Used as an adjective to give reference to temporal location or sequence.
               One of my new year's resolutions is to eat dessert first, then the main meal.
               I really enjoy shopping, it's like a disease... but then, so do most women.
      As a conjunctive: "in that case" whereby "then" is synonymous to and then, so, subsequently.
               And then there were none...

Please, spare me a little mercy.  Use them correctly!


Friday, March 19, 2010

Good Cop, Baby Cop & The Landlord

My favorite baby comedy actor ever - Will Farrell's daughter Pearl.

Enjoy!  I hope it brings smiles and warms your heart as it does mine.


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I think she will go to the zoo...

Responds my six year old cousin:

Apologies, I loaded this with my phone and can't figure out how to rotate it now that it's here...


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Monday, March 8, 2010

Entertainment Tonight

I hate how everything about ET is just a hype. They give you a full hour of tease but ultimately leaves you with no substance after a full hour of waiting... waiting for the old lady who speaks with her mouth far too open to say something other than it'll come up next...

You are not worth the anxiety, waste of a damn hour. Right now, right now, blah blah.


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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Angelina Jolie Is My Mom

I had a dream dream where I was almost a kid again but smarter.  I had brothers and my mom was... Angelina Jolie?  But she was single and dating this douche. 

He came over as she was getting ready, excited to have this gorgeous lady but hateful of her kids and the attention she gives us.  He came over to ask for something but was denied.  I laughed.  Oh, how I reveled in his disappointment.  Then he got mad and walked out only to come back in and demand to take her car to borrow but said it in such a spiteful fashion, I could have sworn he was five.  She yelled out from the shower, "Oh, my Dad took it!"  Shocked that his master plan to foil my happiness failed, he looked over at me intently with a glimmer in his evil black eyes.  [Light foreboding music fades in]  Feigning ignorance and obliviousness, I stood reading a Dan Brown novel as I hovered about the door to protest in the event he did attempt grand theft auto.  [Fade out]

[Scene cut.  Fade in]

[Closeup of his face] He is walking along the sidewalk, a smug smile about his face.  He stops at the park, chuckling to himself.  "Yes," he thinks [pan out].  This is exactly what I wanted.  There he stands, cackling as he organizes a bunch of medicine bottles he stole from our garage.

WHAT?!!?!? kind of dream is that?!  ROFL.  Don't be trying to steal my dream writing, as retarded as it is.  Copyright infringement!  =P


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