Today's horoscope, featured by EyeWeekly.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 19)
Love is to a successful relationship as Republicanism is to Sarah Palin. It's for sure a basic feature, but not nearly enough to make a complete picture. Sarah Palin isn't just a Republican, after all. She's also a game-hunting, folksy-talking, newspaper never-reading, Alaskan hockey mom. And your relationship is going to need a lot more than just love to be successful today.
See? Love isn't all I need... But since the first premise isn't satisfied, the latter requirement is vetoed.
devyn
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